November 26th

43 BC: The Second Triumvirate of Octavian, Marcus Lepidus, and Mark Antony is formed. Flavius Maximus was blackballed because then it would have just too gay.


1778: In the Hawaiian Islands, Captain James Cook becomes the first European to visit Maui. After 15 minutes, even he gets sick of Don Ho.


1990: The Delta II rocket reportedly makes its maiden flight, but it's Titan rocket ex-boyfriend swears she wasn't a virgin.