GM IPO
Shares of the bailed out GM go on sale on Wall Street today... just as soon as the brokers selling the stock get their GM cars out of the shop.



Illegal Student
Students at Cal State Fresno have elected an illegal immigrant as the student body president this year... kind of like how their parents an illegal immigrant President of the United States in 2008.



Marriage Decline
A new study shows that marriage is becoming increasingly optional for Americans, especially the ones who spend all day on Facebook.



Homeless "Help"
Some major cities are offering free storage lockers for homeless people. That's like giving a starving man a fork.



Morrison Pardon?
Florida Governor Charlie Crist is seeking a posthumous pardon for the late Doors singer Jim Morrison. But legal experts say there's no way any court will forgive men who wear leather pants in public.





November 18th


1307: William Tell shoots an apple off his son's head. Swiss Child Services removes his son to foster care two days later.


1905: Prince Carl of Denmark becomes King Haakon VII of Norway. And in an even more impressive transformation, he becomes “Queen Carla of the Castro” for a drag act in San Francisco.


2004: The Clinton Presidential Center is opened in Little Rock, Arkansas, containing 2 million photographs and 80 million documents… and that was just the criminal evidence.