GaGa Interview
Anderson Cooper is sure to score big ratings points with his interview of Lady GaGa on "60 Minutes" last night. But there was one awkward moment when Cooper asked to borrow some of GaGa's clothes.



Record Deficit
President Obama will announce that the federal deficit will hit $1.65 trillion this year... that's $100 billion he's spent for entitlements and $1.55 trillion to help him stop smoking.



Car Survey
A new survey shows that 35% of Americans say they will look seriously at buying an electric or hybrid car, but only 4% of us will really buy one. Actually, only 4% of our bodies will fit into hybrid or electric cars.



Union Contributions
A new report shows that unions spent 92% of their campaign contributions directly or indirectly on Democrat candidates last year. But the other 8% went directly to Satan.



Hard Times
A new study shows that the recession is actually making many marriages stronger. It turns out sex becomes a lot more meaningful when you can only afford one condom a month.





February 14th

1076: Pope Gregory VII excommunicates Henry IV, Holy Roman Emperor after catching him saying “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” at the local Walmart.

1803: Chief Justice John Marshall declares that any act of U.S. Congress that conflicts with the Constitution is void… and really kind of rude.

1849: James Polk becomes the first serving President of the United States to have his photograph taken. Later that day he becomes the first serving President of the United States to have his photograph taken in the nude.