March 26th


1999: The "Melissa worm" infects Microsoft word processing and e-mail systems… so instead of crashing 15 times per day, they crashed 16 times a day.

1999: A jury in Michigan finds Dr. Jack Kevorkian guilty of second-degree murder for administering a lethal injection to someone who wasn’t actually a Detroit Lions fan and might have wanted to live.

2006: The military junta ruling Burma officially names Naypyidaw as the new capital and a weapon of mass destruction against TelePrompTer-reading TV anchors all across America.