Sheen's Kids
Charlie Sheen's ex-wife came to his home yesterday to remove her two sons from the house... and get a contact high.



iPad2 Unveiling
Apple will unveil its iPad 2 today. Steve Jobs will award the first model to the lucky Apple fan with a spare pancreas.



New DEA Rules
The DEA has banned the chemcials and other elements used to mimic marijuana... thus ending the careers of Cheech and Chong.



Jewel Thieves Video
The LAPD has just released a video of thieves who stole $3 million worth of jewels from a downtown store. The state is desperate to find these criminals and tax them immediately.



Minister Killed
Gunmen have shot and killed a Pakistani cabinet minister who was a Christian. The killers say they were action on orders from Tavis Smiley.




March 2nd


1939: Cardinal Eugenio Pacelli is elected Pope… thanks mostly to backing from the Corleone family.


1903: In New York City the Martha Washington Hotel opens, becoming the first hotel exclusively for women and fans of the Indigo Girls.


1962: Wilt Chamberlain sets the single-game scoring record in the NBA by scoring 100 points, and sleeping with 101 women.