December 28th


1612: Galileo Galilei becomes the first astronomer to observe the planet Neptune. Neptune then has Galileo arrested for breach of privacy.

1832: John C. Calhoun becomes the first Vice President of the United States to resign… but every Vice President since Calhoun has WANTED to resign from that crappy job.

1973: The Endangered Species Act is passed by Congress… helping to protect nearly extinct useless animals, like members of Congress.