September 4th


1781: Los Angeles, California, is founded by 44 Spanish settlers. Their first order of business is building a wall to keep out all the illegal Aliens from the U.S.


1884: The United Kingdom ends its policy of penal transportation to Australia… but currently does force its prisoners to listen to music by the Bee Gees.


1948: Queen Wilhelmina of the Netherlands abdicates the throne for health reasons. But she arouses suspicion by failing to produce a doctor’s note.